May 7, 2016

Last meal. I'll miss you most of all, delicious cake thing. #solonghawaii

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May 6, 2016

Found a box of puppies on the Big Island and this one and I bonded, but @misterroboto wouldn't let me take him home.

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May 6, 2016

So this happened. So science, much alcohol. #alohakona

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May 5, 2016

Who has two thumbs and this machine's high score? This bitch. Who the hell else did you think I was talking about? NAILED IT!

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May 5, 2016

Pretty sure he hates me... #dontworryillbuydinner

32      11

May 5, 2016

It took a lot of self restraint not to buy everything in this store.

27      10

May 4, 2016

There were no weights or cinderblocks tied to his ankles, I promise.

31      13

May 4, 2016

Workin' on our sunburns. (Not Pictured: iPads, beer and us scowling at the sun.)

34      7

May 4, 2016

Leia is my forever woman crush, but she had to stay at home with the helmet. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

33      9

May 3, 2016

Then this happened. (Did I share? Did I hoard it all? The world may never know...)

31      8

May 3, 2016

Look what I found. I've named it Vanessa.

28      7

May 3, 2016

I tried to pose. It didn't go over well. Not even a little bit cute.

26      6

May 2, 2016

There is a good possibility I might never actually go back to Boston.

29      10

May 2, 2016

BEATHING INTENSIFIES. The giant lizard Kaikapu breathes fucking rainbows. (1. Don't question my bullshit science. 2. Shortly before this picture was taken, I was soaked by this thing.)

33      18

May 1, 2016

So. Many. Chickens. They're like pigeons. I love them. #obligatorycockjokehere

24      3

March 1, 2016

Vacation priorities. IT'S IMPORTANT, GUYS. #stopjudgingme

20      4

April 30, 2016

FINALLY LEI-D. Solid ground, I missed you. #mahalo

38      11

April 30, 2016

What do you mean I have to be on another plane? #grosssobbing

22      9

April 30, 2016

I'm on your bag. Now you have to take me with you. Stupid human... #mycatisanasshole

29      6

April 29, 2016

Squirrel, please.

23      4

April 28, 2016

GABE GABE GABE LOOK. Be patient, friend. It will be glorious. It will just have to wait until I get home to get there. #thundercatsarego

30      12

April 25, 2016

Only pricked my finger a thousand times, but it's finally finissshed. #SUCCESS

23      7

April 25, 2016

It's four in the morning. I've been staring at this for ten minutes. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore. Coding Coma: Initiate.

17      5

April 24, 2016

Much needed day away with one of my favorite ladies. @raps keeps serenading me with the new Beyonce and I'm just gonna quit humaning and be a mermaid. 💚 (And yes, I defintely did eat all of that on my own.) #coneyislandstateofmind #itwasworthit #hashbrown

26      12

April 19, 2016

Today I went to the fabric store and punched my bank account in the face.

21      9

April 17, 2016

Hello, human. #mycatisanasshole #iwishboxeswerethisfunforme

24      5

April 14, 2016

Throwback to that time my dad @sashmel and I tried to watch sports. It didn't go well. Good to know we know we weren't alone, guy behind us. #tbt #orsomething

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