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May 5, 2016
Who has two thumbs and this machine's high score? This bitch. Who the hell else did you think I was talking about? NAILED IT!
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May 5, 2016
Pretty sure he hates me... #dontworryillbuydinner
32 11
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May 5, 2016
It took a lot of self restraint not to buy everything in this store.
27 10
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May 4, 2016
There were no weights or cinderblocks tied to his ankles, I promise.
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May 4, 2016
Workin' on our sunburns. (Not Pictured: iPads, beer and us scowling at the sun.)
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May 4, 2016
Leia is my forever woman crush, but she had to stay at home with the helmet. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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May 2, 2016
There is a good possibility I might never actually go back to Boston.
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May 2, 2016
BEATHING INTENSIFIES. The giant lizard Kaikapu breathes fucking rainbows. (1. Don't question my bullshit science. 2. Shortly before this picture was taken, I was soaked by this thing.)
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May 1, 2016
So. Many. Chickens. They're like pigeons. I love them. #obligatorycockjokehere
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March 1, 2016
Vacation priorities. IT'S IMPORTANT, GUYS. #stopjudgingme
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April 30, 2016
FINALLY LEI-D. Solid ground, I missed you. #mahalo
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April 30, 2016
What do you mean I have to be on another plane? #grosssobbing
22 9
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April 30, 2016
I'm on your bag. Now you have to take me with you. Stupid human... #mycatisanasshole
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April 29, 2016
Squirrel, please.
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April 28, 2016
GABE GABE GABE LOOK. Be patient, friend. It will be glorious. It will just have to wait until I get home to get there. #thundercatsarego
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April 25, 2016
Only pricked my finger a thousand times, but it's finally finissshed. #SUCCESS
23 7
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April 25, 2016
It's four in the morning. I've been staring at this for ten minutes. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore. Coding Coma: Initiate.
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April 24, 2016
Much needed day away with one of my favorite ladies. @raps keeps serenading me with the new Beyonce and I'm just gonna quit humaning and be a mermaid. 💚 (And yes, I defintely did eat all of that on my own.) #coneyislandstateofmind #itwasworthit #hashbrown
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April 19, 2016
Today I went to the fabric store and punched my bank account in the face.
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April 17, 2016
Hello, human. #mycatisanasshole #iwishboxeswerethisfunforme
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April 14, 2016
Throwback to that time my dad @sashmel and I tried to watch sports. It didn't go well. #weseeyoujudginguslady #tbt #orsomething
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