January 5, 2016

I feel like my breakfast really gets me this morning. #todayiconquerthedeathstar

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January 1, 2016

What do you mean 16? #obligatorynewyearspost #thanksforthegoodnightboston

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December 27, 2015

I think maybe they might want me to park here... #bitchidowhatiwant

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December 26, 2015

Just another night at the office, no big deal. #howdareyou #weareprofessionals

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December 25, 2015

Seven Russians, nine Ukranians, one house. Боже, помоги мне. #merrychristmas

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December 24, 2015

This is the house that love built... and also a lot of beer. #dontdrinkandgingerbreadhouse

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December 24, 2015

The elusive night off... and I'm drinking alone by 8PM. #imightneedmorefriends

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December 22, 2015

Good Moring, jerks. #iwokeuplikethis

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December 21, 2015

Don't tell me what to do. #earlymorningworkout #thissigncansuckit #gymlife

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December 19, 2015

My life is ruled by computer screens and odd hours. Happy Monday, jerks. #alreadyatwork #needmorecoffee #somanyscreens #programmerlife #codetilmyeyesbleed

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December 18, 2015

I swear to God, if anyone touches my donuts, there will be hell to pay. #theforceismine #tminussixhourstilshowtime

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December 5, 2015

Christmas vomitted in my apartment. #yesthatisaweepingangel

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